{"product_id":"this-actually-is-my-first-rodeo-and-i-am-very-scared-sticker","title":"This Actually Is My First Rodeo and I Am Very Scared Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e🤠😬 This Actually Is My First Rodeo and I Am Very Scared Vinyl Sticker | Funny Rodeo Decal | Cowgirl Humor Sticker 4x3in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone loves to say “this ain’t my first rodeo.” But what if it actually is your first rodeo… and you’re just trying to hold it together? 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis “This Actually Is My First Rodeo and I Am Very Scared” sticker is for the brave souls who showed up anyway — even if they have absolutely no idea what they’re doing. Perfect for rodeo rookies, nervous cowgirls, first-time competitors, or anyone confidently winging it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStick it on your water bottle, laptop, notebook, tack trunk, trailer, or anywhere you need to document the emotional journey of “I’m doing this, but I would like to formally state that I am terrified.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Product Details\u003cbr\u003e-High-quality water-resistant glossy vinyl\u003cbr\u003e-Die cut on premium vinyl sticker paper + laminated for added durability and shine\u003cbr\u003e-Not intended for long-term water exposure\u003cbr\u003e     -Do not place in dishwasher or washing machine\u003cbr\u003e     -If wet, gently pat dry to preserve design\u003cbr\u003e-Designed for use on smooth, dry, non-porous surfaces\u003cbr\u003e-Great for laptops, water bottles, mirrors, notebooks, tack trunks, and more\u003cbr\u003e-Colors may vary slightly in person vs. on screen due to device settings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛠️ Application Tips\u003cbr\u003e-Clean and dry surface before applying\u003cbr\u003e-Press down firmly, smoothing from center outward\u003cbr\u003e-Once applied, avoid submerging in water to maintain adhesion and vibrancy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the rookies who may be scared, but showed up anyway. And honestly? That counts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛒 Add to cart and embrace the panic. 🤠😬✨\u003cbr\u003e💥 First-rodeo approved. Slightly terrified. Still sending it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Horse Fund Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56027472462146,"sku":"A34","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/4740\/2306\/files\/rodeoveryscared.jpg?v=1788129703","url":"https:\/\/horsefunddesigns.com\/products\/this-actually-is-my-first-rodeo-and-i-am-very-scared-sticker","provider":"Horse Fund Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}