{"product_id":"damsel-causing-distress-sticker","title":"Damsel Causing Distress Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e🧵✨ Damsel Causing Distress Vinyl Sticker | Funny Cross Stitch Style Decal | Sassy Feminist Sticker 3x3in\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWho says the damsel has to be in distress? Maybe she’s the one causing it. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis “Damsel Causing Distress” sticker is designed to look like a charming little cross-stitch sampler—with a delightfully unhinged message. It’s the perfect mix of sweet, vintage-inspired craft aesthetic and unapologetic chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, phone cases, mirrors, or anywhere that could use a reminder that this damsel is absolutely not here to be rescued.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Product Details\u003cbr\u003e-High-quality water-resistant glossy vinyl\u003cbr\u003e-Die cut on premium vinyl sticker paper + laminated for added durability and shine\u003cbr\u003e-Not intended for long-term water exposure\u003cbr\u003e     -Do not place in dishwasher or washing machine\u003cbr\u003e     -If wet, gently pat dry to preserve design\u003cbr\u003e-Designed for use on smooth, dry, non-porous surfaces\u003cbr\u003e-Great for laptops, water bottles, mirrors, notebooks, tack trunks, and more\u003cbr\u003e-Colors may vary slightly in person vs. on screen due to device settings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛠️ Application Tips\u003cbr\u003e-Clean and dry surface before applying\u003cbr\u003e-Press down firmly, smoothing from center outward\u003cbr\u003e-Once applied, avoid submerging in water to maintain adhesion and vibrancy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause perfection is a scam and effort is relative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🛒 Add to cart and cause a little distress. 🧵💅✨\u003cbr\u003e💥 Cute aesthetic. Questionable intentions. Zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Horse Fund Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56027415511362,"sku":"A10","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/4740\/2306\/files\/damseldistress.jpg?v=1788127962","url":"https:\/\/horsefunddesigns.com\/products\/damsel-causing-distress-sticker","provider":"Horse Fund Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}